Archive for May, 2007

The Burping Bros. Brass Gas Belching Band

This is a cute video of two young boys alternating singing and belching the parts to great American classic songs such as “Camptown Races” and “Spongebob’s Theme.”  Click on the video below to enjoy this highbrow performance.

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Meghan’s Extreme Backyard Burps

Meghan is out on her back porch with her friends and she demonstrates her techniques.  Click the video to watch.

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Underwater Burping Hippo

Well, its an aquarium toy. And it must have eaten all the fish, ’cause there’s none in the tank. Click the video to enjoy.

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Olga Burps Her ABC’s.

Well, they are barely burps, but she tries hard, and she’s cute and guys out there would kill me if they knew I passed this one over. So click it and watch.

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Meagan Belching the ABC’s

Not bad, but the voice sounds so low, it makes me think that this video was slowed down a little bit. But what the heck, the girl is cute and she’s trying hard, so she deserves to be here. Click the video to watch.

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How Much is Water Worth?

Apparently, Billions.

Coke bought Glaceau for 4.1 Billion dollars. This is so they can sell vitamin laced water.

From FoxNews here:

The Coca-Cola Co., which has been looking to expand its water and energy drink portfolio, said Friday it has agreed to buy Vitamin Water maker Glaceau in a cash deal valued at $4.1 billion.

The world’s largest beverage maker said the agreement to acquire Energy Brands Inc., known as Glaceau, provides Atlanta-based Coca-Cola (KO) with a strong platform to grow its “active lifestyle” beverages.

The transaction is expected to boost Coca-Cola’s earnings per share in the first full year following completion of the acquisition.

Formed in 1996 and based in Whitestone, N.Y., Glaceau is the maker of Vitamin Water, Fruit Water, SmartWater and Vitamin Energy.

After the deal closes — expected this summer — Glaceau will operate as a separate business unit within Coca-Cola’s North America segment. The deal is subject to regulatory review. The boards of both companies have approved the transaction.

Glaceau was attractive to Coca-Cola because of its position in the enhanced water and energy drink categories, which Coca-Cola is betting will make up a large portion of the beverage industry’s growth in North America through 2010.

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Coors Silver Bullet Train Crashes

The Silver Bullet Train ran away in the rail yard and smashed into a locomotive.  Foamy beer spilled everywhere.  But this brings up something interesting I didn’t know.  Coors must not bottle all of their beer at the brewery.  For some reason they ship some out in old rusty railroad cars.  I thought their beer tasted a little metallic.

From the AP here:

A string of runaway rail cars spilled beer in downtown Denver Wednesday after they crashed into a parked locomotive and derailed.

A switch engine was assembling a train around 4:30 a.m. when the crew lost control of the 34 cars, which rolled downhill into the stationary locomotive.

A tanker car carrying Coors beer overturned and spilled its contents onto the rail yard, Forsberg said. Another car carrying asphalt was damaged and leaked.

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Zara’s Half-Drank Coca-Cola Bush Fighting Ad

This is very unusual.  It appears that the filmmaker is trying to film a Coca-Cola commercial and he has scored a cute white girl to be his video subject.  He cues her into the shot from stage right, where she proceeds to fight with a tangly bush-monster, and then she spins around and chugs a half-empty bottle of Coke that someone tossed on the ground.  She burps and makes cute faces.

Does this girl have a brighter future in films, singing, or on the stripper pole?  Click to watch the video and decide for yourselves.

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Pabst Blue Ribbon Belch

First comes the PBR.  Then comes the belch.  Tomorrow comes the headache.  This lady does make a PBR look mighty tasty.  Maybe I’m just thirsty?  Click the video below to enjoy.

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Belching Girls Who Giggle

This video is short and sweet and it contains an excellent belch.  And of course, the belching girl is immensely proud, but giggles from embarrassment.  Or something.  Click the video to watch.

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Gassy Norwegians With Bull Horns

Our gassy Norwegian is back, and this time he brought a bullhorn to use to perform Drive-By Belchings around the town.  Funny and disturbing, yet full of gas.  Click on the video below to enjoy.

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Sahra’s Most Excellent Contribution

 Sahra sent me an email and told me that just because she is hot at her school doesnt mean she can’t have no manners sometimes.  So click here to hear her excellent rumbling belch.  In stereo.   Email to Friend

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Tiny Tunes Chug Beer

Hey, this video on YouTube has it all.  Cartoon Characters drinking a beer, belching, carjacking a police car, driving while intoxicated, and eventually wrecking the car and going to heaven.  That’s a lot of mileage out of one bottle of beer.  Seriously kids, it takes at least 8 beer before you decide to carjack a patrol car.  Click the video below to watch it.  If Youtube yanks the video, leave a comment so I know.

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Boo! Big Headed Friend!

I love this red stripe commercial with the sweater.  And remember, the best thing that comes from Jamaica is Red Stripe Beer.  It is awesome and you should drink some instead of reading this blog entry.  Quick, go get some!

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BudLight Has Video Sharing Site

Well, why not?  Everyone else seems to have one.  Bud Light has a site called HaveSomeFunWithIt in which registered users can upload photos and videos of people enjoying their favorite light beer.  Go here to check it out.  Or click the video below to see a great sample.

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Belch.Com Featured in Wired Magazine

Not really.  I was once in the centerfold of Maxim Magazine.  But this is a cool applet to make a fake cover for Wired Magazine.  You can make your own here.

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Oasis On the Moon Belches a Big One

This is YouTube User OasisEnLaLuna.  Nice belch demonstration and some great facial expressions.  Click the video to enjoy.

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Susie Belch-Taunts her Friends

This is Susie.  She made this YouTube video to demonstrate proper technique to Kara, who apparently, sucks at belching.  Its cute and to the point.  Click on the video below.

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Gassy Norwegian May Be Possessed!

I really don’t know what to make of a man in Norway who walks around his home belching so loudly that he sounds like Godzilla with Throat Cancer. I don’t know why, but after 30 seconds into it, you just start giggling at this ridiculous video. Click it to enjoy it from the YouTube.

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Hilarious All Girl Burping Contest

The picture quality is not that spectacular, but the content is hilarious. This is a burp contest among some teenage girls at what looks like a campground cabin- and the camp counselor is participating in the contest. When the camp counselor takes her turn, you will laugh at what comes out of her mouth!

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