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Usually I write about stupid criminals over at BelchSpeak, my blog (if you haven’t been there, you should check it out), but since this one involved sodas, I thought it belonged here.

So it seems that an idiot went into a convenience store and started knocking sodas onto the floor. He was arrested for it and spent time in jail. He shoulda had a V-8.

From the AP here:

There’s no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled soda has been a nightmare for one man. Eric Burns Overstreet was put in jail in September after entering the Mystik Stop & Shop, paying for a fountain drink and spilling three cups of it onto the floor.

The first time he spilled the soda, Overstreet went to fetch a mop and began cleaning up the mess. In the process, he spilled a second and a third soft drink.

“He clearly appeared to be under the influence of something other than good sense,” Chief Assistant District Attorney Nicki Patterson said.

Overstreet, who at one point put a yellow “Wet Floor” warning sign out as he mopped, was chased down by a clerk when he grabbed another soft drink and left without paying for it.

Overstreet pleading guilty last week to a reduced charge of third-degree theft. He was ordered to stay out of the Mystik Stop & Shop.

Circuit Judge Rick Stout, noting that Overstreet had spent many months in jail over a carbonated beverage, said he hoped the soda was good.

Overstreet responded: “I should’ve had a V-8.”