Comments on: Beer Goggles As a Math Formula http://www.belch.com/2007/04/20/beer-goggles-as-a-math-formula/ The largest collection of digitally recorded belches on the Net® Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:50:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Robb http://www.belch.com/2007/04/20/beer-goggles-as-a-math-formula/comment-page-1/#comment-8907 Robb Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:06:04 +0000 http://www.belch.com/2007/04/20/beer-goggles-as-a-math-formula/#comment-8907 As a lead singer in a band I've seen many a "mate" fall prey to this insidious effect. As a frequent witness to the above demonstrable and time tested equation I know There exists a yet proven corollary that needs to be worked on that figures in the diminished "listen to your mates and RUN AWAY!!!" factor as well. Many may say that it runs directly counter to the "hottie" effect a pint or two has on ones faculties; to whit crossing somewhere in the middle where the "listen" factor and the "hottie" factor cross and are represented equally. I believe, however, that the "Listen" factor runs relatively constant in the subject to a point where the ability of the aforementioned effected individual deteriorates rapidly. I postulate that this rapid decrease occurs some where between jabbering aimlessly and dropping directly to the pub floor for a little nap time. I'm, by no means a mathematician and could never figure out such mathematical complexeties; given that fact that I start counting at 1, usually after 4, but occaisionally (when I'm feeling particularly saucy) after 3... -Robb As a lead singer in a band I’ve seen many a “mate” fall prey to this insidious effect. As a frequent witness to the above demonstrable and time tested equation I know There exists a yet proven corollary that needs to be worked on that figures in the diminished “listen to your mates and RUN AWAY!!!” factor as well.

Many may say that it runs directly counter to the “hottie” effect a pint or two has on ones faculties; to whit crossing somewhere in the middle where the “listen” factor and the “hottie” factor cross and are represented equally. I believe, however, that the “Listen” factor runs relatively constant in the subject to a point where the ability of the aforementioned effected individual deteriorates rapidly. I postulate that this rapid decrease occurs some where between jabbering aimlessly and dropping directly to the pub floor for a little nap time.

I’m, by no means a mathematician and could never figure out such mathematical complexeties; given that fact that I start counting at 1, usually after 4, but occaisionally (when I’m feeling particularly saucy) after 3…

-Robb

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