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Archive for March, 2007
Grolsch Beer
Mar 29th
Grolsch is a great lager from Holland. I get this beer frequently for the great refreshing taste, and they also have a cool bottle with a swing-top. Their beer is so good they don’t have to put women in their commercials. Just music and beer. That’s how you know its good. Click the photo below to see the commercial.
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Loading ...They Get Paid To Do This
Mar 29th
Three women sitting around work, chugging Sprite and having a precious belching contest. I think the blonde wins, but you be the judge. It was wrongly flagged as inappropriate by YouTube, but you can bypass that. Click the photo below to see the funny contest.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Rosie Burps and Felipa Dances a Jig
Mar 29th
Well, the burps are kinda cool. This Felipa chick’s job is to keep the camera-man from having any fun alone with his girl Rosie. Click on the photo to hear the awesome garlic burps of Rosie.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Steph’s Belch Attempts
Mar 29th
Stephanie looks so cool with her Apple Computer, her cartoon poster of someone’s crotch and her penguin tshirt. Its just too bad she couldn’t get the best belches caught on film. Click on the photo to see her attempts.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Twenty Second Belch
Mar 29th
The video resolution is not real good in this so I can’t authenticate the belch as being real. Such videos should have more natural movement of the subject or be next to a clock with a second-hand to ensure that there is no video editing going on.
That said, if this is real, its pretty awesome. Click on the photo below to see the belch.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Real Kwik-E-Marts Coming Soon
Mar 27th
It seems that 7-11 Stores are going to undergo a facelift this summer- or at least eleven of them are- to resemble the Kwik-E-Mart from the Simpsons TV Show. The facelift is a promotion for the upcoming Simpsons Movie. Visitors to these stores will be able to buy real Simpsons merchandise as seen in the cartoon, such as Buzz Cola and Iced Squishees. No word as yet if a beer company will change their label temporarily to Duff Beer.
From the Richmond Times-Dispatch here:
Real Kwik-E-Marts? Woo-Hoo!
It appears as though the world’s largest convenience store will get Simpsonized, though 7-Eleven Inc. said the deal isn’t done yet.
But at a company event yesterday in Richmond, officials showcased their planned promotional efforts with major upcoming films, including “The Simpsons Movie.”
If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S. — Richmond is an unlikely choice — to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that Homer and other characters frequent in the classic cartoon TV series.
Customers also will be able to buy products inspired by the nearly two-decades-old show, including KrustyO’s cereal, Buzz Cola and iced Squishees (the cup says Squishee, but the contents will be Slurpee).The chain also will use pictures of Simpsons characters to promote 7-Eleven’s line of fresh foods, such as placing the face of Homer and his classic “Mmmm . . . sandwich” quip on sandwich wrappers.
Thanks to BWE for the tip.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Rogue Dead Guy Ale
Mar 27th
Rogue is an Oregon Brewery that has an extensive line of brands. One of them is the Dead Guy Ale, which is a slightly bitter beer and dark honey in color.
I originally bought it over last Halloween, and it came in a big jug. I thought it would be a clever addition to my Pirate costume, and as it turned out, the beer is actually pretty good. Its a little heavy, so you really can’t drink a lot of it at one sitting.
I may try some other brews from Rogue soon. Their brewery home page is here.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...60 Second Tui Beer Documentary
Mar 25th
This is a fabulous 60-second history of the Tui Brewery in New Zealand. The brewery is run by only hot women because men are unable to be trusted around the brew. Click the photo below to see the documentary.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Tui Beer Guarded by Hotties
Mar 25th
According to this commercial, Tui beer, brewed in New Zealand, is run and guarded by women because men cannot be trusted around their beer. Click on the image below to see the hilarious commercial for Tui Beer.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Giant Beer Chugalug
Mar 23rd
The video below shows a man draining what looks like a 64 ounce glass of beer in less than 10 seconds. Is that amazing? Perhaps. Is it funny that the man is dressed in coveralls and “Cotton-Eye Joe is playing on the stereo in the background? Yes it is! Click the photo to watch.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jet Powered Beer Truck
Mar 23rd
This is amazing. I like beer. I like jets. Trucks are okay. But when you combine all of them and put it on a track, the redneck in me dances a joyful jig. Click on the picture to see the video of this amazing machine in action.
The real action comes at the 2:50 mark.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You Might Get it On You
Mar 23rd
This is Julie, pushing out the big and loud ones. You may need to lean back from the screen when you click on her picture below so you don’t get any of it on you.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Copper Hook Spring Ale
Mar 22nd
I picked up some of Red Hook Brewery’s Copper Hook Spring Ale this evening. It is labeled as a citrus pale ale, but there is not a big citrus flavor. It is a deep coppery color, has a creamy finish, and leaves a hint of a sweet aftertaste.
It is a pleasant taste going down, and even has a hint of a peppery bitterness. And its perfect for drinking on these spring evenings. Get yours before it disappears in April.
Another review of this beer is at the Bottom Shelf.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...St. Patrick’s Day Beer Opener
Mar 22nd
Julie Gong’s brother Little Bobby was celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in Pittsburgh by demonstrating his amazing dental skills. Little Bobby can peel the top off of a Miller Lite with his teeth! Click the pic below to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Brawny Belching Buds
Mar 22nd
Two buddies are hanging out pumping out some of the longest and loudest belches. Click the image below to see the hilarious video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Holly Holds ‘Em
Mar 20th
And she knows when to fold ‘em, and especially when to let ‘em go. A great belch goes a long way. Click on the pic to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Special Moment with Joe Lyman
Mar 20th
Joe Lyman provided a video of a very special moment in his life that he described as “pretty sweet.” Click on his picture to share this special moment with him and his great haircut.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Blondes Know Minty Freshness
Mar 20th
Well, this is not one of the best, but this blonde bird tries pretty hard, so she makes it onto this page from effort. Click the photo to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You Don’t Have the Balls
Mar 20th
To eat Mountain Oysters. Below is a picture of mountain oysters. No, its not shellfish. They are not ravioli. If you guessed mushrooms, you’d be wrong.
From the AP here:
Virginia City, NV – Hundreds of people waited in lines for up to an hour for a chance to taste something different at the 16th annual Mountain Oyster Fry.
Servers at five booths dispensed about 130 pounds of “fried oysters,” or sheep testicles, at the Saturday event in this historic mining town about 25 miles southeast of Reno.
Visitors gave mixed reviews to the tiny morsels, which can be fried, barbecued, stuffed, or ground up and sauteed.
“People think, `Oh sheep testicles, gross,’ but it was pretty good,” said Amanda Palmer, 21, of nearby Carson City.
Among other things, the versatile meat has been used in tacos and sloppy Joes.
“We try to get families from all over to try them, but they’re all `nuh-uh,’” said Shauna Reese, 32, of Reno. “It’s just another tender meat.”
What’s next? The donkey lip festival? This reminds me of the scene in Funny Farm starring Chevy Chase when he was downing a plate of “lamb fries.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bolivia Wants Coca-Cola to Change its Name
Mar 19th
Those whacky Bolivians want to put the Coca plant on their flag, on their money and everything else. They think it has some deep spiritual meaning, but the illegal sales of cocaine is the only thing that keeps money flowing into this leftist society.
From the AP here:
Bolivia’s coca growers are taking on an American soft-drink icon.
The farmers want the word “Coca” dropped by Coca-Cola. They argue the potent shrub belongs to the cultural heritage of the Andean nation, where the coca leaf infuses everyday life and is sacred to many.
A commission of coca industry representatives, advising an assembly rewriting Bolivia’s constitution, have passed a resolution calling on the beverage giant to take “Coca” out of its name.
The commission is part of an effort led by President Evo Morales to rehabilitate the image of the plant. It’s been used in the Andes for millennia, but is better known internationally as the base ingredient of cocaine.
Coca-Cola released a statement saying its trademark is “the most valuable and recognized brand in the world” and is protected under Bolivian law.
What Coke meant to say was, “We would call it ‘Impoverished Amerindian’ but you guys already have a monopoly on that.” Keep electing leftist dictators, South America. Cuba is getting tired of being the only dirt-poor Spanish Speaking country in this hemisphere.
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