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Loading ...I received this gem from a cranky Nurse in Middleton NY. She writes to show her outrage that I insulted her husband’s occupation by calling welders stupid. Since it is an email, you have to read it from the bottom up.
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Dear stupid wife of stupid welder,
Your neck of the woods? You mean like middletown, NY?
http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Middletown,+NY
Thanks for the invitation. But here’s some great news. Thanks to the Internet, my comments have already been to your suburbian area. Your husband did indeed show some foresight by marrying a health professional. There are good odds that he may need one some day since his job is so hazardous. But he is still stupid for doing that dangerous job.
Congradulations on getting the nice house. I’m sure your friends in the trailer park will miss you.
I base my opinion of welders being stupid because I have first hand knowledge of it and I have observed welders being stupid in their natural habitat.
I am certain there are welders in your area on worker’s compensation. If you really must know who they are try contacting your workers compensation board. http://www.wcb.state.ny.us
I am very gainfully employed, thanks for asking.
Why didnt you post this on my website? No worries, I will do it for you.
Thanks for visiting Belch.Com!
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From: katxanrn [mailto:katxanrn@mchsi.com]
Sent: Saturday, February 25, 2006 8:53 PM
To: pat@belch.com
Subject: Stupid Welders
I would love for you to come up to our neck of the woods with your comments about welders. My husband is a welder and I am a Registered Nurse. We are NOT stupid people and I found it offensive that you related all welders to be stupid, poor white trash. We live in a very nice house as do most of his welding buddies. I don’t know what you are basing your opinion on but I know of no welders here who are getting workman’s comp for something as lame as you are. Suck it up buddy and get a job!!!
Wife of a welder and loving it.
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Well, technically, welders are stupid when the word ’stupid’ is used to mean ‘of lesser intelligence’. You see, the average person has an IQ of 99-103. The average welder has an IQ of 98. I have an IQ of 127. Monkeys have an average IQ of 7. If you take an IQ test and score 98 and the results show the most likely jobs, welding is the most relevant occupation to your intelligence level. So if I were to say that welders are stupid, it would scientifically be true. The same goes for the average person. So the next time you hear that welders are stupid, just remember - it’s scientifically proven to be true.
I like to think of it as Forrest Gump defined it: Stupid is as Stupid does.
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